ROFLROCKET Tee

The ordinance that comes standard-equipped on all ROFLCHOPPERS and ROFLCHOPTERS. Typically used to take out LMAOPLANES, LOLCOWS, and other E-Nuisances. A paradox, ROFLROCKETS are both weapons of war and peace at the same time. The main armament of a ROFLROCKET is an anti-absurdity warhead that smites down e-thugs, e-trolls and e-bullies with undeniable reason and exposes them as fools, while simultaneously entertaining all(especially children) who see its explosions. Unlike other rockets in the real world, a ROFLROCKET if aimed properly will never miss its target. .......................__ ............ ......<ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL>. ........................| |........... ................... __\||/____...... .\\...............|'-|--| .\\....\..... ..\ \_...........|--|---|..\\ ....\.... ../ L \____,/-------\___\___\ .|LOL|-------------O----- ----,\.. ..\ L /______,---''-----------, /... ../ /.............\_________ ,/.... .//.............___/ROFLROCKET\__/. (sorry it got ruined a little in the translation. )