Roenke Tee
A "Roenke" can either be a girl or a boy and depending upon the gender will have two completely different qualities. A male Roenke, starting from birth, is a very unfortunate specimen. While being potty trained he is taught to pee sitting down because it is very clear that due to his inadequacy, if he were to pee standing up the urine would get all over his own balls. Another quality that this poor young man will never out-grow, is his incapability to control his extreme emotions. The child will literally cry at the drop of a hat, or if the wind blows the wrong way. If you want to experience this first hand then shank him, spank him, and punch him in the arm and simply sit back and watch the "pitty party" unfold...u may want to wear a poncho tho b/c once the tears start flowing, they rarely stop. It is much harder to spot a Roenke in his adolescence or as a young adult. You have to be patient and know where to look. Your best bet at spotting one would be to go to your local bar, and look for the guy hitting on the "weak calf" amongst a group of girls. Male Roenke's develop an abnormal taste/standards for women, or lack thereof, in their early adulthood.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨