Rodolphe

He is probably tall and handsome like a young university professor of maths or a talented movie director. His cold and well-mannered behavior is but a polite mask he pulls on in a high society: deep inside he is as caring, loving, loyal, and trustworthy as your guardian angel. His intelligence and open-mindedness are something to brag about if you are his friend or - you lucky bastard! - a fiance. Yes, he gets your silly references to the Monty Python movies and even plays along when you are acting one out, and no, he is not judging you. His taste in clothes is absolutely beyond question, even when he is wearing that cheesy Xmas sweater. Being his brother or sister pays off double when having kids, because every kid in the world knows for sure that there is no cooler uncle than uncle Rodolphe. Yes, he is strange and mysterious, but at least he does not get drunk and attempt to sit at the children's table like that other uncle. If, in addition to that, he speaks French and has some bizarre last name you gotta snatch him fast. This one is already taken, so beat it.