Rockport, MA Tee
Rockport is a very small town in Massachusetts. If you drive by the public school system after hours, you tend to see packs of slutty girls loitering with their tight jeans, logo shirts, and smacking on their gum. Also, it's most likley that huge hoop earrings will dangle from their ears, and their hair will be up high in either a bun or a ponytail. The guys will be sitting on mountain bikes, surrounding the girls, with clothes so baggy they almost get caught in the chains of the bikes. Most of the kids will go home to see their dad (most likley a carpenter) and their mom (most likley un-employed)have dinner, do homework, then go to bed, and in the morning start their cycle up again. Most of the shops in the town sell cheesey souvinear t-shirts, and little trinkets one could never need, with the exception of a few shops. In the summer time if you plan to go to the beach there, front beach is not the place to go. Arrive on a hot summer day, and you'll be surrounded by sweaty, overweight tourists trying to get tan, and also you'll see trash lying around everywhere you look.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂