Rockaway Tee
Rockaway New Jersey is a fairly large town filled with snobby rich kids in overly developed houses. If you go too far north into Rockaway you'll encounter a strange breed of people that inhabit Greenpond Lake. Although some are classy and know how to party, others are just weird and straight up inbred.Another perk of lovely Rockaway is the White Meadow lake region. It centers around the jewish community and unless your twelve, really has nothing to offer. Rockaway cops, like neighboring town Denville cops feel that they have a job to do, besides busting parties at eleven oclock at night that is, and will pull you over on any given road for driving two miles over the speed limit, let you off with a warning, and complete ignore the turn signal-less asshole that was driving beside you. Rockaway has no real "town" unless you hang out in the borough, in which case you don't count. The town is divided up by two high schools, Morris Hills and Morris Knolls. Many will argue that hills is better, but we all know that is FALSE. Famous for the shitty Rockaway mall that any self respecting woman will tell you has no stores of value whatsoever, Rockaway has virtually nothing to offer the world and has doomed all of its society to become commuter workers and teachers for the rest of their lives. AMEN.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it