robosapien Tee
In short, these are robots who pretend to be human. Like humans, or "homosapiens", robosapiens are bipedal humanoids. Unlinke humans, robosapiens do not have hair or genetalia. This lack of external organs makes them very angry, therefore they take out their aggression upon children and the elderly. Nurseries and senior living communities are the most common targets for robosapien terrorism. However, they have also been seen at pet stores, random gas stations, and occasionally the local strip club. Preparation for a robosapien encounter is important for today's society as neither pepper spray nor kung fu have any effect upon them. Rule 1: ALWAYS wear a cup. Seeing as genetalia is the source of their hostility, this is the first area they will attempt to maim. Women are likely to have their chest attacked. The only defense against this is to get breast reduction surgery BEFORE the attack. Rule 2: Pose an unanswerable question to them which will give you time to get away. Since they are robots, they rely heavily upon logic. A popular conundrum is, "How many digits of Pi can you count to?" or "What's the difference between a metrosexual and a homosexual?" Rule 3: Always bring your robotic guard with you wherever you go. Since you cannot attack the robosapien, you need something that can. Robotic dogs are perfect. Or a gun. Follow these steps and you will be safe from robosapien attacks and identity theft. You're welcome.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.