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short for robitussin. gives you a bad ass trip. me and my friend would take one full bottle each. it usually takes from like 30 to an hour to start taking effect. you are COMPLETELY numb. you feel like you can do absolutely anything. there isnt a damn thing wrong when you take it; you just feel happy as can be. i felt like hugging everyone. me and my friend would cry and it felt so good for some reason. i think it feels good to just sit down. and when you stand up..its so hard to explain unless you've taken it before, but you just wanna bounce around and you cant feel anything. it feels cool to close your eyes and spin around. i pierced my hips one time and i couldnt feel it AT ALL whatsoever. its my drug of choice even tho i gag at the thought of the taste. me and my friend would just tell eachother EVERYTHING. we have it all on tape and you just dont care what you say, so it would be a good idea to do it with a good friend that you wont regret telling them something personal. we felt really pretty for some reason and like we were just the best people on earth. we took millions of pictures and out hair was messed up and we looked horrible haha. the first time we did it, we had a hangover the next morning but it was damn well worth every second. you might feel sick and that you need to throw up. throw up if you can and you will probably feel better. but ive never thrown up from taking it in liquid form. its fun to go to a park at night or something and just act like a little kid. i also get really horny when im "robotized" but that might just be me. you will most likely slur your words so i think its best to do it at night where everyone is sleeping and wont disturb you. time goes by EXTREMELY slow. we would look at the clock and 2 minutes would have passed. and we would have talked about a hundred different things within those 2 minutes so it felt more like 10 minutes. all you wanna do is talk talk talk and move around alot. have a huge bottle of water or milk or something with you if you dont like the taste of cough syrup. and the best thing about it is ITS LEGAL, technically. where i live, you have to be eighteen to buy it tho. im only fourteen so me and my friend would go to k-mart and just steal a few bottles. we said some stupid shit. you kinda enter another world and have no sense of reality. i took a bottle a few days before the first day of school. i would normally be freaking out and be really nervous about it..but i felt absolutely amazing anyways. it erased everything bad in my life..for that night at least. i guess thats enough. this is just all MY perspective on robo. it may differ for other people.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

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