Robert Bork

n. (Robert Heron Bork. B. 1927-) 1) Former hatchet man and acting Attourney General for President Richard Nixon. 2) Unsuccessful supreme court nominee. (See Ronald Reagan.) 3) The crunchy-looking dude on the quaker oats box. 4) Law professor, author, and famous inventor of Kentucky fried chicken. v. (to bork. Borked) 1) v. to bork: to destroy a judicial nominee through a concerted attack on his character, background and philosophy. 2) to slander one’s character. (see swiftboat, swiftboat veterans for truth.) 3) v. bork (vulgar): a slang term for sexual intercourse. 4) pp. borked: see fucked, butfucked, royally fucked, screwed, blued and tattooed. n. Bork 1) A mixture of beef and pork. (preferably eaten with a spork.) 2) (slang): a man's penis. (Syn. pork sword) 3) A malicious Icelandic EMO singer with a propensity for punching out reporters at airports. (See bjork) 4) One of the four most popular flavors of Ramen Noodles, along with beef, chicken, and pork.