Robear

1) The act of doing everything in one's power to remain anorexically thin, using such methods as diuretics, excessive smoking, and eating no more than one meal a day. 2) To avoid working and instead marry a woman who earns three times more than you, for the goal of staying home and smoking excessively. 3) To constantly change one's goals, in an effort to confuse others. 4) A shiftless vagrant who constantly thinks up ways to steal your pants and sell them on ebay as pants worn by John Wayne.