Rip City Jerks Tee
The fabled "Rip City Jerks" is a young group of kids who have proclaimed themselves "the queens of Portland jerking", and have taken up the dance certainly known as "jerkin". This "jerkin" can be best described as seeing a group of people(usually jungle bunnys) skip around in place like a ballarina as they listen to their pathetic excuse for music (see: jerkin' music). they claim Rip City (Portland Oregon) and are from parkrose highschool. They go around doing their little fairy dance thinking its cool but unbeknown st to them, dressing like little 80's rock posers has already been done before. Black youth doesen't see that the so called "gear" is fashion taken from the techno age. Many of them have taken up the name i(insertnamehere), which is taken from Apple Inc. and is copyrighted. the jerks are currently involved in two $120,000 lawsuits, one with Apple and the other is a a copyright infringement by the HoM (Homosexuals of America) for wearing the fairy rainbow colors that many have come to associate as "gay colors". This the HoM say Rip City jerks: "makes them look bad as altough they are butt pirates, they are no where near as gay as Rip City jerks or the jerking movement as a whole" HoM spokesperson Mike Hunt reported. In conclusion, they're just some poorch monkey doin their lil rain dance tryin to get chicks. FUCK TAYLOR GANG, AND FUCK JERKING!
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Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨