Rig Ratchet Tee
A Rig Ratchet (or wax ratchet) is a highly specialized ratchet unique to the dab / hash culture. The rig ratchet can often be found nude or half nude on Instagram or Snapchat, smiling like a doughnut while billowing out clouds of questionably attained cannabis smoke. They can be further identified by their cries of "I never pay for dabs" while they brandish "hetti" glass provided by suitors. When a rig ratchet enters the larval stage, she tries to attach herself to a self proclaimed "extract artist" by means of exposed mammary glands and suggestive social media posts. When a suitable mate has been identified through the "like" and "poke" system, the rig ratchet will metamorphose into a faux trap queen, believing herself to be vital to to her "bae"'s continued black market drug peddling. They will continue to feed off of their "extract artist" until a stronger mate makes themselves known or until the rig ratchet can no longer solicit attention from competing mates. This may or may not include producing offspring with said "bae", often not knowing who the father is until the moment of birth. This process can be substituted or supplemented by infecting the "extract artist" with an incurable sexually transmitted infection (herpes being the most common weapon in this arsenal)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨