Rhino

Middle aged, overweight, rabid fangirls that follow their favourite musicians to every concert, usually buying out the first few rows, sit in lines at appearances for many hours prior and annoy every last radio station on earth to play the music of their chosen victim. They often bitch about each other, and other, more mature fans and fight over whom is the biggest and most dedicated fan of their herd. They also will stampede to be number one amongst their fantasy musician and often try to ruin the lives of other fans via social networking websites. Most of these women are married and may have children, but some are known to divorce because of their Celebrity Worship Syndrome. All in all, Rhinos are very manipulative and mean, but come across as beautiful angels to the general public and their fangirl dream.