Reiner

Reiner is the type of guy who badmouths his wife about how Worthless She Is, while he is “sneak fucking” you from behind in his Suburbanite SUV. It is night, and he is Supposedly Out “Buying Groceries” or “Checking the Mail” at the Post Office Box of his failed business. You rightly guess that his wife is mostly supporting his worthless, "Middle-Aged" ass, but you don’t care. He seems so needy and usually buys you dinner. You wonder how much longer, you will date these type of guys. You like the Control you have over them, because they are Married and you don’t have to Commit to them. But, in the back of your Mind, you know it is Sleazy and will never amount to anything Worthwhile and good. You know that you should expect more of yourself and others.