Regina george

A few minutes before the Taylor Swift concert started, people were sitting in their seats and preparing for her to perform. Suddenly, Regina George appeared on the stage in a puff of dark smoke like some sort of black magic entity. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the venue except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his seat without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that the world’s ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Regina walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" she asked. "Nope, sure ain't!” said the man. "Don't you realise I can kill you with a word?" asked Regina. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Regina. "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" she asked. "Nope." More than a little perturbed, Regina asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your grandmother for over 48 years."