redneck

One who: 1.) Thinks Wal-mart is heaven on Earth 2.) Listens to Jeff Foxworthy making fun of them and laughs 3.) Is scared that Obama can overwrite the constitution and take our guns, so they go to Wal-mart and stock up on ammo 4.) Wears Camo overalls to a workplace, school, or any other public place 5.) Likes to go muddin' while drinking a nice can of Mountain Dew 6.) Watches Fox News and passes on the information they hear there to everyone as if they have actually researched it 7.) Blames power outages, diseases, floods, tornadoes, plane crashes, etc. on the terrorists in Al Quaeda 8.) Gets there child a huntin' knife and a shotgun for Christmas and encourages him to go and try it out 9.) States what they believe to be a fact, listen to someone else say something that contradicts them, and then repeat what they first said because they have no idea of what they are talking about, they just repeat what they hear from Fox News 10.) A person who lives in a trailer with a 12 inch 1940's television while drinking a beer and chasing it with some Mountain Dew