Redneck
The redneck characteristic list: (1) Their official sport is Nascar. Nascar races are nothing but redneck conventions. (2) They lack spelling skills. (3) They can't pronounce things well, hence their accents. (4) They find duct tape on a car sexy. (5) They find great potential in 30-40+ year old cars/trucks. (6) They haven't the slightest clue what sarcasm is. (7) They think old license plates and coins are great things to colllect. (8) Some use "fart" as a swear word. (Example: "fart u!++") (9) Country music is ALL they listen to. Anything else is just a total blasphemy! (10) Very few are computer literate. The ones who are tend to replace proper punctuation with numbers and plus signs. (Example: "wat r u doin33+") (11) Incest is a popular passtime among rednecks. (12) They severely lack logic and reasoning. (13) Their favorite color is plaid. (14) Proudly flies the confederate flag. (15) If a redneck lives on a civil war battleground, he will think that his house is haunted with civil war ghosts. (16) Roaches, they're not pests, they're a redneck's best friend. (17) Some tend to keep old Pepsi bottles of urine. (18) If by small chance they're computer literate, they'll spend hours on eBay looking at old rusted down cars thinking of how much life it has left. (19) A redneck using MSN Messenger will spam when he is angry or things don't go his way. (20) They tend to go head over heals over any girl they think is 'cute' (21) Some who claim to be "proud rednecks" are no longer proud to be redneck once they discover what incest is. All of these are real based on this one redneck that I know. I'm not making anything up. Examples of how a redneck would talk through MSN Messenger is below
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