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Ethiopian-American with laughable Jelly Roll hair and a braced, rotten, snaggle-toothed mouth. Left feeling indignant towards the world after his wife divorced him and took all his money. Proclaims to trust fellow Quake3World admin and e-boyfriend Dave with his family's life, although the two have never met. Is now attempting to overcome his abhorrence towards women and life in general by posting monthly that his life is so great in hope that someone may actually believe him, and by shacking up with a flabby crack-whore who wears three inches thick of make-up to cover up her acne and take some of the attention away from her massive nose.