ravist

A new political party. It is the Rave party. It is more fun than the Conservative party, and more socially acceptable than the Neonazi party. It can just kind of replace the Liberal party, because it's pretty much the same thing except with socialized ecstacy instead of socialized medicine. The Ravist Party's color is neon. Our nominee for the next presidential election is Kurt Cobaine. (It doesn't matter that he's dead, it just means that the Ravist Congress will have more power than the president. Now sit back and imagine a session of Ravist Congress.) Electronic music would instantly become patriotic and every day would be like Fourth of July except with LSD and sex instead of barbecues. We can amend the constitution to make the Supreme Court into an underground dance party with a glow-in-the-dark pen. We will make this an official choice for your Facebook political status and when we turn 18 we want to be able to register as a Ravist.