Raistlin Majere tee
Master of Past and Present. 30 Years old, White hair, hourglass shaped pupils, gold skin. Very frail. A tragic Hero in the world of Krynn. (Dragonlance Novels) Cocky, Selfish, smart, intellegent. Twin Brother to Caramon Majere. Owner of the staff of Magius. Dalamar's Shalafi ( Master) Raistlin was believed to me the most powerful Archmagus. Raistlin was the youngest to take the test in the Tower of High Sworcery and pass. With the Help of Evil Lich Fistandantilus ( Whom Raistlin later defeated and devoured in life force). Raistlin became a worshiper of the Red Robes ( Lunitari) and became one of the heros of the lance. He later accepted the Black Robes with a deal he made with Fist and began his quest to dethrown the God Tahkisis. His plans changed when his twin brother was blasted into the future and saw the world and it's remains IF Raistlin succeeded. He then traveled back to the Abyss where Raistlin and the Cleric Crysania was and for warned Raistlin of what he saw. Raistlin, not wanting the fate that his brother had seen, sacrificed himself to the Dark Queen in the Abyss and the Portal was closed. In the Abyss, Raistlin was killed and then brought back to life every day by the Dark Queen for torture. Paladine granted Raistlin Peace and allowed his soul to rest because of his final good deed.. Years past and Caramon's son was Palin was scheduled to take the test in the towers where Dalamar ( Raistlin's apprentice and a spy for the conclave) summoned what he thought was an illusion of Raistlin only Raistlin has summoned himself. He assisted his nephew in the War and later he finally left Krynn with the other Gods. He returned again for the final time to help the God's locate Krynn after Tahkesis hid the world. He was finally admitted into the River of Souls with his Twin Caramon Majere
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
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My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
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Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!