rainbow warrior

n. The highest practical ranking of those skilled in the delicate and generous arts of cunnilingus, similar to becoming a 1st Degree Black Belt in Karate (demonstratinhg mastry of all skills). This rank is superior in rank to a Wing Commander, because one achieves this rank by acquiring the wings listed below, and only the first four are required for Wing Commander. Note that one is not awarded a set of wings unless the cunniligus recipient orgasms: Red Wings -- Cunilingus during menstration. Yellow Wings or Gold Wings -- Cunniligus during uriniation. White Wings -- Cunnilingus after intercourse (and ejaculation). Brown Wings -- Cunnilingus and analingus. Silver Wings -- Cunnilingus while airborne. Note this is similar to membership in the Mile High Club, which is earned for any sexual activity while airborne.