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raa taa Tee

A phrase rarely used within common civilised society, however is most commonly uttered by the members of the Vietnamese-Chinese Phungi species, characterized by their prominent big fat calves. This primitive breed are an endangered species, due to their inexplicable ability to do and say stupid things and hurt themselves- such as befriending complete strangers, and from them accepting candy and other assorted treats. Studies by leading researchers have shown that the irresponsible, wild and out of control behaviour of the Phungus has a direct correlation with the ridiculous use of language demonstrated these crazy arse Mofos, which culminated with the creation of the 'raa taa' phrase. It has been noted that her ability to grasp the English language deteriorates as the Phungus indulges more and more into her crazy lifestyle- which consists of inhaling paint fumes, sleep deprivation and false delusions of grandeur bought on by excessive alcoholic beverage consumption. Researchers at the Institute For Total Lost Causes have found the creation of the imaginary word 'raa taa' to be a blatant attention seeking cry for help, as the speaker knowingly drinks away their bank balance until they are living in a cardboard box and clinging to scraps of black dress that they don't even own!!.. but even then one would find Junkie Jack found drinking Tesco value cider with the local tramp Boozy Beans. Phungi are advised to seek help at Insomaniacs Anonymous, where they will be given treatment for their addiction to Vodbull and Appletinis. They have recently survived an assassination attempt in the form of absinthe by the manager of a leading Hammersmith bar... stay strong Lobby! Don’t let them bitches bring you down daaawwwggg!

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Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

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