R. Lee Ermey Tee
The actor who carried out the role of quite possibly the coolest film character of all time, Gunnery Sargeant Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket." At the drop of a dime, he could gouge your eyes out and proceed to skullfuck you. Loves the Marine Corps and his country, but can't stand subordinates who are "fucking comedians" or doughboy privates like Vincent D'Onofrio's "Gomer Pyle." For the record, never let the man find a jelly doughnut in your foot locker, for he'll have no reservations in ripping your balls off so that you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. Ermey has also appeared in films like "Saving Silverman" and "Willard," and hosts his own show on the History Channel entitled "Mail Call." Lives under the assumption the piles of feces can only be stacked as high as 5'8 inches. Rumors that Ermey had once been romantically involved with one Mary Jane Rottencrotch are, as of this moment, still unknown to be factual.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again