Quarkeable Tee
An object so permeable it can move through the Quarks in atoms and even pass through space. An object with such a strong magnetic pull that it tears it own Quarks apart. It also forces the atoms around it to hit absolute zero because of E=mc2 where the incredibly low energy increase reduces its mass. For an object to be Quarkeable it needs to objects that have an incredibly strong magnetic pull that are microscopic to collide. If the sun became a blackhole it would be smaller then your bodies blood cells because its so dense. If two blackholes the size of your cells with a magnetic pull 10 trillions times the amount of Jupiter's(which is the planet with the strongest gravitational pull known to man) collided it would create a crescendo so strong it would prep a Quarkeable Mega-dense ball of quarks. Then it would become about the size of atom but would force the atoms around it to hit absolute zero and attract quarks around it thus making it become the size of a basketball. Finally its mass would be so unstable it would be Quarkeable. It would be able to phase through anything. It would be untouchable by anything in the universe including light, dark matter, space, and time itself. It would be everlasting and would never age or change form. It wouldn't do anything though. It would just be an untouchable immortal ball of quarks.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨