pussyjuice tee
The spicey-sweet secretion which a girl makes in her pussy when she is horny and is ready for fucking. In a healthy girl it has a pleasant, sexy musky smell. If it smells fishy or rancid, or is yellow or green tinged - say your goodbyes! Pussyjuice from a healthy pussy is clear or slightly white depending on the stage of the menstrual cycle. It will probably be cloudy or milky looking if she has recently taken cum in her pussy. Pussyjuice is secreted by glands in the vaginal walls and also by Bartholin's glands near the entrance. Pussyjuice has several functions: 1. It creates an alkaline pH inside the pussy which helps protect against infection. 2. It supports the growth of lactobacillus, again as a barrier to infection. Probiotic yogurt containing lactobacillus cultures has been shown to reduce itching and inflammation when applied inside the vagina. Similarly, lactobacillus capsules or tablets may be inserted directly. 3. It acts as a lubricant. 4. It attracts and arouses men through its pherome content and musky scent. Contrary to popular belief, a woman does not ejaculate pussyjuice at orgasm. Occasionally, she may lose bladder control and squirt some urine.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!