pussyfree Tee
adj. To be free from both the pain of pursuing and the pleasure of successfully acquiring pussy. At minimum, this means no fucking pussy, but is often expanded to include no touching pussy, no tasting pussy, no seeing pussy, no surrogate pussy, no non platonic contact with females, and/or no viewing female nudity. Benefits of being free from pussy 1. Freedom from rejection Pain from rejection, fear of rejection, and a history of rejection combine to form a certainty of rejection in some socially awkward introverts. Since he cannot approach a women with any confidence or optimism, he finds comfort in giving up the chase and focusing his energy on other pursuits. 2. Freedom from disappointing women When a male has a small penis, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, and/or other penile problems, he often feels awful for failing to satisfy his partner. It's a relief to know he will never again subject a woman to his sexual inadequacies nor feel the accompanying guilt, shame, and humiliation. 3. Freedom from undeserved pleasure It is common for a submissive masochistic male with an inferiority complex (sissy, cuckold, v-cel, etc.) to think all pussy is pinnacle pussy for him. He finds erotic fulfillment in the belief that he is unworthy of either the mental or the physical pleasure pussy provides to superior men.
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Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨