Pussy Worshiper

A pussy worshiper is a term that describes a large percentage of males throughout the known world. A pussy worshiper is a creature with two testicles, a penis, and a brain that can only follow the orders of a female creature equipped with a pussy, regardless of whether or not the directions were scientific and/or logical. They may NOT under any circumstances follow a male creature like themselves. They only find comfort and sanctuary by following a female friend, a female neighbor, or even a female stranger. They are thought to be responsible for most of the world's setbacks. They are an invisible instinctive tail of the female they worship.