Puppy Playland tee
AKA "Meltal Playland" (termed after the dumbass boss's spelling error) Gnarliest place to work in the world. You could say its a doggy daycare, but it is so much more. A typical day consists of waking up early to clean up more soft serve shits than there are dogs. Jim, the boss, is a dumbass who can't spell, and who ends every sentence with the word "Ummmm....." Ginny, the co-manager, is an old lady who obviously used to be a prostitute. She is in the habit of asking every question at least four times before she is satisfied, a habit most likely learned from dirty talk in bed. We get some crazy employees. Tamara, for example, bought a Hummer for her ugly ass little white dog with a license plate reading "4RUFFLS". She believes her dog loves the place, and so she tortures it every day by bringing it in. Tamara's boob job tries its best to make up for her lack of intelligence, but, sadly, fails. The day continues with fun games such as "Spray Ruffles with the pressure hose," and "See if your coworker will clean up the shit you take when they aren't looking." Ninja employees sometimes scale the walls with ease to retrieve long lost balls. The place smells like shit, looks like shit, and tastes like shit, but can be be legitimately respected by those who have come to know it.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!