Pulling a Gui

When you're invited to a New Year's party at a friend's house but end up getting so wasted that for some reason or another you can't manage to find your way back into the house and are stuck outside in the patio but then you get a sudden, raging stomach ache which causes you to squeeze some Mississippi Mud out of your chocolate starfish into a bag that you just ripped open but cannae close it back so as to hide the evidence you chuck it at the street whilst not realizing the street was a campsite and then the next morning you make like Patrick Swayze and ghost out of there before the consequences of your actions can catch up with you.