Pull Out

This term has multiple uses. The more uncommon uses are One, in Nascar, the term pulling out is used in reference to when a pussy ass driver pulls out of line and drops to the back usually at Dega or Daytona, and two, this term can also be used in reference to when you are pulling out of parking spot in your car. Makes some sense right? Well honestly on the internet you never know cuz everyone’s a fucking dumbass. But back to the main use of the term pullout. Pulling out is That thing you do when Dick Juice is about to squirt in your Girlfriend. According to school health class this “method” is far from effective, but In my personal experience, it’s 100% effective so I don’t know what the hell they are talking about. So if you don’t want to be forced to pay child support, I highly recommend you do this. However, the only time this method seems to not be 100% effective is when for some reason your dumbass girlfriend doesn’t let u pullout and then you wind up being forced to pay child support for the next 18 years of your life, which takes valuable money away from your Beer Budget. And man when you are cheap person like me, any penny you are forced to spend on something that is supposed to be free and enjoyable, sex, really pisses me off.