Pubic Measles

Contagious disease of the lower pubic regions first discovered in Glenjamin Willybobble Cause: Chronic insane anal pounding – with various kitchen utilities (most frequently a whisk inside a blender) Being from Blackpool and surrounding areas Bending over in Cemetery Junction Public Toilets with loose morals Symptoms include: Irrational and sustained itching of the scrotum and meatus Constant need for sexual relief – usually resulting in chronic masturbation until pustules burst Disgusting groinal aroma followed by an inability to follow conversation and stating the obvious and implied