Pseudonym Tee
Hey are DRUGS illegal Russ? Are drugs illegal? How many arrests? 12!? Holy shit! SHOULD HAVE USED A PSEUDONYM FUCK-FACE! AHAHAHAHAHA! HEY, GUESS WHAT!? THAT'S WHY THE 12 ARRESTS! How do you even get arrested!? NOT trying to getting away with illegal activities? Just doing it blatantly because you think you're more important than everyone? Hym "And for what reason would you collaborate with a legion of people to get someone to to change their Pseudonym, Russell? First Alex O'Connor and now you? Why is the Pseudonym so important? You all seem to be hyper-fixated on it... Hmm... Oh! I know! Because LIKE YOU it's a BRAND! AHA! GET IT!? BRAND!? LIKE RUSSELL BRAND!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA! DO I OWN YOU RUSSELL!? DO YOU WANT YOUR LIKENESS BACK!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I didn't even know I was doing it! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS DOING IT!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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A - Length
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |