Primemuscle

A noun that describes a penis-waving, promiscuous old queen who frequents bodybuilding forums and pisses everyone off with plagiarized ramblings and incorrigible perversity. For such a wicked reprobate, opprobrium is but welcome attention, and pleas for solitude are taken as opportunities for continued conversation. The uninitiated often misread this creature as naive and gregarious, but behind the mask of congeniality, there lies a cold, deceitful and egotistical mind, unclouded by another’s feelings, for he alone is the sole beneficiary of all his shameful actions. Moral law dictates that if such an individual is encountered in the flesh, he must be hung by the neck until dead.