Prestwich

An area of Greater Manchester which is inhabited by people that have snake-like qualities. These include being full of poison, and having the ability to slither everywhere they please. They can be found in small bushes and shrubs... Particularly in avenues... I cannot state which particular parts, but be careful when in the general area. Those who wish to spend more than a few hours within Prestwich, have been known to have considerable changes in behaviour. First effects are; runny nose, followed by snake-like arm/hand gestures, immediately followed by the tendency to hide all information from others. These snakes slither into your minds so be careful. If in the club and find a particular person who is very drunk, spending extreme amounts of money and throwing drinks on the floor please stay away, and report to your nearest snake charmers.