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There are 2 kinds of preps: the "poor"-ish preps (who are not poor but actually middle class) who wear Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagle... etc.... Then there are the really really rich 18-car-garage, Indian-Mountain-billionaire-heirs who wear things like Ralph Lauren, Izod, Lacoste..etc. Having attended a prep school(UGH!!!) for a year, i would say that I am an expert. Preps almost always own a puffy North Face jacket, in light colors (i.e. pastels). Some have blond highlights or wish they did. They commonly use phrases such as: "Oh, my God!" and "Dude", "Man" and they use like and um as sentence crutches because they need to figure out what they are going to say. There is always a popular phrase or word that is used constantly among an isolated group of preps that slowly works its way down the East Coast where preps normally reside. The current word at my school among the small group of preps is "sketchy". This word is used to describe anything from people to coffee. Prep girls are normally stupid and they play with thier hair. They usually get straight As anyway. Preps wear UGGS which are ugly. Preps always talk about hair days and what clothes they want. OR at least these subjects dominate most of thier conversations. Preps watch TV as a social thing. Shows such as The O.C. depict a lifestyle that preps wish they had. This is why they like watching them so much. Most prep girls are bitches and they talk about people behind their backs. (Think: Mean Girls) PREP BOYS: Prep Boys have flippy hair and they usually wear a baseball cap that is way back on their head and tilted up and slightly to the side. Cap wearing is an art. Prep boys want prep girls. Boys and Girls talk about each other as object to be "caught" and used to raise social status, not to make the couple happier. Rich-ness is a prep mentality. As long as you have the clothes it doesn't matter if you really are rich or not. Preps are all about appearance and surfaces, they are shallow. Preps suck, mostly. Preps are normally considered "popular" even if they do not have as many friends as other people do. They are popular in the sense that preps are depicted as popular in popular culture such as movies and books. Popularity and fitting in are very important to preps. God, I should write a paper on this. There are however, accidental preps, but that is another entry. My hands are getting tired.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
Love the short mine says bih on it
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
it was really good i put dad with the def of tfu and lol
Great quality and fast shipping and I just dropped my mug.
This T-shirt is a high quality product. It fits perfectly and is very comfortable as well. I'm totally satisfied with the product and recommend it to everyone. Not to sound like a commercial or anything, but I really am impressed! Check it out for yourself. If you're thinking about buying something, go ahead. I'm sure I'll be buying more for a few friends soon. Thanks guys! I love this shirt! For real.
My wife absolutely loves her new T-shirt.
This T shirt is the best piece of material to have ever graced this Earth. The fine quality fabrics and in depth definition, which is professionally implanted on the back of the shirt, which makes for some very interesting talking points. Thank you Pablo Parmesan.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Feels great love the shitt

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Fun and soft.
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
mine says "ass" on it lol
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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