Pothead

Any individual who can't stand reality and has to get high off of marijuana, or what dopers may also identify as weed, pot, or cannabis. They generally pursue this "hobby" because they have nothing going on in their lives and decide to nullify the boredom of loser kingdom. This label is typically applied to losers who include college-dropouts, internet-dwellers, porn-lovers, and generally those with lesser ambition in their lives. Most potheads either live with their parents, off of rent from their landlords, or in some granny's basement who hasn't seen the light of day since the Paleolithic Era. There are a few but essential requirements for officially fitting the attributes of a true pothead: 1) They are a resident of the United States of America 2) The only flights they book are to Amsterdam 3) They blame others for their problems and believe the world is biased against them 4) They're not good enough for reality so they convince themselves that reality is not good enough for them 5) They try to make you think that there is some kind of nobility in smoking dope and that you're not truly "one of them" until you've busted your lungs over a joint