Porch Junkie Freakshow Tee
An individual who has allowed their addiction to negatively change them and have complete control of the way they live their everyday life. Becoming a person we no longer recognize. Where then comes the phrase "He or She is Not the same person I once knew" They verbally and/or physically start behaving out of the norm so to speak. Drawing high attention to themselves, family and home. When confronted of the whole shebang, they deny it to the fullest even though they 100 % know the truth but refuse to be wrong not because of the not wanting to admit their addiction or problem... but because they want the argument. Those typically whose names begin with the letters A, H, K, P, and R are more likely to be a Porch Junkie Freakshow. These individuals tend to linger around and are hard to get rid of once you have had ENOUGH...once you think they have finally gotten the point and are gone...they return. A whole freakshow all over again like a movie series. Porch Junkie Freakshow.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it