Poop-Soup
That shit you take that feels like you're peeing from your ass, and looks like someone poured a can of chunky's soup in your toilet. Poop-Soup comes in 5 different levels. Poop-Soup levels: Lvl 1 - brought upon by a sudden discomfort, your stomach is in for a challenge. Lvl 2 - the discomfort evolves into a pain, letting you know that your ass in a bit of trouble. Lvl 3 - the pain is accompanied by an almost constant rumble, letting you know that only parts will come out solid. Lvl 4 - the pain & grumbling are no match for the newly joined back pain, crippling you before you deliver your sloppy mess, which could be easily mistaken for a few Hershey kisses dumped into some chocolate milk. Lvl 5 - the pain, grumbling,back pain, are all no match for the intense shivers & heavy sweats, this is a definite warning that your asshole will not survive. Nothing will be solid & the memory will haunt you forever, for this the highest level of poop-soup.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Not only was the product exactly what I expected, I was well informed on the shipping process in a seamless and timely manner!
The T-shirt was a birthday gift for my girlfriend and she absolutely loved it.
Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |