Poop

Something beautiful that comes out of that unique, tight, usually pinkish-brown, scrunchy-like, with a wrinkly raisin-like texture, round hole in your buttocks. It smells of digested foods and gases, usually squishy but sometimes hard, can be long or short, and sometimes up to a foot long. Before this glorious item comes out, you might get the sensation of a fart-like poof that annoys others, it sometimes comes out in multiple squirts, with loud and disruptive noises, or in loud plops.