Poo

DEFENTIONS OF Poop CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper. WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain. SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more. POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles. DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory) GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times. SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. MEXICAN Poop:It smells so badly that your nose burns. UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.