Police officer Tee
Average citizens, whom act like their job warrants being an asshole. Those who will pull over a person for holding a phone, but will drive around all day staring at a laptop installed in their car. They pretend to be friendly, or will be disrespectful when they find out your not "el jefe" possessing quantity narcotics to bring home to mommy/daddy chief for a pat on their butt. They enable their sirens/lights to pass others, because they are above the law and can speed to take a shit or get home in time to jerk off. Police officers are also morons who screw up something as simple as a drug bust, by wasting tax dollars by arresting drug users instead of busting the dealers, due to the courage required to enter an area that has high traffic of crime. They also believe their comradery is above all else and that their job involves the ultimate heterosexual friendship, while maintaining that friendship to make citizens driving above or (can not stress this enough on personal experience) BELOW 10 MPH of the speed limit, a living hell; all while demoralizing their fellow humans by acting they are better than everyone. Anyone saying that you will call on those people you despise for help, are also known as cop-suckers. (Please refer to seperate definition of term). The day police treat everyone equal, will be the day when this world will be a better place. Please note, date most likely correlated with the day hell freezes over/farmers call in to state their livestock can fly.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day