Pokemon Tee
A cartoon based on a true story of Ash Ketchup and his mouse pet, Pikachu. Back in 1958 Japan, a disturbed little boy traveled across Japan in search of other people who are also interested in animal fighting (this was before the law of animal cruelty). On his journey he met two other people who were also cruel enough to help Ash with his adventure, one of them was a prostitute who loves to do stuff wet and wild while the other is a serial rapist. Rumours has it that Ash even painted his mouse yellow and scarred it's back to make it look more powerful, Ash also likes to keep his animals in a tiny cage shaped like a ball, he would then throw the ball on the ground, wrecking the cage to let the abused animal out just to look cool. Eventually their actions were discovered by two police officers called Jesse and James. The conclusion of the story was never clear, some say Ash was so disturbed that he drowned his pet, some say the trio traveled to Mexico where cockfighting is popular, some even say that the trio is still alive and living amongs us. This famous tale was called Pokemon because Ash being as disturbed as he was would say random swear words to the opponent as a taunt, his most famous line was "POKE YOUR ASS FUCKER!!! MOTHER FUCKER YOU PIECE OF MOTHER POKING SHIT RAG!". Eventually it was just shortened to "POKE YOUR MUM!" and then to "Pokemon". But either way this popular story was retold in the cartoon version of Pokemon with altered storyline to make it more suitable for children to watch.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex