Plumser
I have a p and soon wipe my bum with a wipe and threw it down the toilet and a clogged the toilet again so he had to call a plumser like a plumber but a plum cir like you know someone someone that has a pair of plums and I fix toilets with them then they fix the toilet wrong and you throwing down another wipes and I had to kick the plums are right in the plums sir but he didn't have any plums cuz he was a plumser and he already has plums stuck in the toilet therefore I can kick him in the plum so I kicked him in the bomb but he was a bum so I kicked his bum in the plums but he didn't have a bomb or plums the kitchen in the Wii but I realize they didn't have a week cuz he was a reason I kicked him in the phone but he was a bomb and a we a bum we poopoo string query Smell Your Plum just make sure you have a dirty bum and then you wipe your bum wipe your bum and then you take a massive slime mess of slime you pee in your underwear and you poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo and then you in your underwear and then you poop in your underwear then you kick someone in the balls but they are balls kick in the bum and a kick in the plums and a kick in the weed out out out kick in the balls and a kick in the plums and a kick in the in the nuts and a kick in the bollocks charger todger dirty bomb like Felicia Lano plums piece of poo
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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Got exactly what I wanted.
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I don't visit Urban Dictionary alit so I only recently saw they offered merch. I immediately started looking up words for potential Christmas gifts. Found the ideal gift for my brother & ordered a shirt. It arrived very quickly and I love it. It's exactly as pictured on the site and being able to customize it with his name makes it perfect. I only hope he loves it as much as I do. Will definitely keep Urban Dictionary in mind when I need to find a great gift.
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| S | 28" | 18" |
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| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |