Planking
Planking is the act of lying down, completely straight and stiff, in an absurd or random place and taking a photo. When performing a Plank: 1: You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank. 2: Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed. 3: Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed. 4: You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result. 5: Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk, unless you are a seasoned Planker. 6: First Aid should never be far away. Ice, Bandaids, Cast Plaster, needle and thread, emotional support and a quick escape route need to be on hand. 7: Every Plank that is captured must be named. Etc, "Cow Plank", "Letterbox Plank"
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |