pizzop Tee

an opaque, clear, or colored non alcoholic beverage consumed by the masses for its fizzy-bubbliness. affectionately known as tonic to older southerners and the like for its once used ingredients such coke and pepsin. many even suspect these ingredients to still be a part of coca-colas "secret" recipe explaining why it is as cheaply and quickly produced and consumed as crack. known to alter the natural sleeping patterns of individuals including weary college students otherwise known as the pepsi generation. according to meso-american mythology the gas properties of the liquid contribute to fight against stomach demons who lurk around until they can be burped out. some users maybe prone to fits of giddiness or over excitement as it is a common side effect of chugging 2 litres all night and watching comedy central. one thing to note, once the beverage has lost its fizzy-bubbliness it can no longer be considered "pizzop" and as such must be used as the sticky flooring found at theaters nation wide.