Pink Lady

Pink ladies are known to frequent churches on Sunday for services, Monday for prayer group, Wednesday for craft and morning tea, and Friday for choir. They can be readily identified by the pink or sometimes purple tint to their silver hair, their love of lace, frills, and floral motifs. They will without any warning engulf you in their ample bosum during lung crushing face smothering hugs. The first indication of their presence is their perfume which precedes them by about 20 feet. The moment you catch a whiff of their floral scents it is highly recommended to retreat. They are considered the equivalent of a nuclear attack for asthmatics; usually responsible for the presence of pot-pourri, hand creams and aerosolised airfreshners in public restrooms and large floral arrangements in church buildings.