Peyton tee
In most cases, you'll either find a football player or some liberal who screams "black lives matter". Alas, this Peyton is a woman who will make your heart melt when you lay your eyes upon her. She's a brunette, but insists she dyes her hair the same shade of dislike red as Rick Perry's "Strong" campaign ad from 2012. She is ever so nice, and she is never one to look horrible, no matter how many cup's of custard she may have from Rita's Italian Ice, or how many pairs of sweatpants she has. She never holds a grudge, and she always knows how to make you day better. Take her to Hoagiefest in Allentown PA and she's yours forever. Buy her an enormous amount food from the dollar store, she'll love you forever. All that food does seem nice, but what seals the deal is your hoodie. Give her your most valued hoodie, and she will love you to death. Peyton's are a rarity these days among these "Musical.ly" fuckgirls and townie whores. Peytons are strongwilled, but will ask for your help if she needs it. She will make you laugh to your heart's content. If you find someone like this, ask her if her name is Peyton, nine times out of eight, it is.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!