Pessi
Bolivianel Statpandres Pessi Coochietapini is an Urban Legend from Rosario, Argentina. Who Plays for Piss Shit Germain and Likes to Win Mickey Mouse Cups Like the Copa America. He is Known for Stat Padding against Weaker teams like RC Lens,St.Etienne or RC Strasbourg or Bolivia and Eibar and then Disappears during the UCL or against Stronger teams. and usually scores tap-ins and unskillful goals . He Has Stolen Seven Ballon'dors from Great Players like Robert Lewandowski, Cristiano Ronaldo. He has lost the Ball more than 130 Times in 8 Games In the Ligue 1 Farm and Has Gotten Humiliated By 69 OVR Farmers League Players Who Probably Work as Cow Milkers in the Off season. Notable Works: Bottling in the UEFA Champions League Round-Of-16. - Stealing 2 Ballon'dors From His Idol Cristiano Ronaldo. - Leaving Brokelona For Piss Shit Germain So That he Can Statpad Against 19 Other Eibars (Except Lille) - Missing Penalties
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |