Person 34
Person 34 (X) vs Person 35 (O) NNO NXN NNN A teapot with a flower pattern , rotating in all directions and shooting hot tea appears Person 33 : Ouch! What is that Person 34 throws watermelon rind in teapot , teapot flies away. Person 35 : These items are too random , we might get killed Person 33 : Hey! Who's there? Stop messing with us. NXO NXN NON Person 33 : This will be a draw Person 33-35 start to fall in the void Person 33 , 35 : AAAAAAAAAA Person 33-35 end up on a desert planet with 1.5x stronger gravity , blue star , yellow soil and rare red plants , simular to moss. Person 34 : It seems that these plants have adapted to the blue star Person 33 : Why is it hard to move? Person 34 : Gravity here is stronger , I can barely move my legs. It also hot and I think this star will burn us with radiation. We need to find shelter. Person 33-35 walk for 12 minutes Person 34 : My compass is working. Magnetic field here is strong. Person 33-35 walk for 5 minutes Person 35 (Pointing with her finger) : There's a big slug eating plants. A large slug about a meter tall walks on plants and consumes them Person 33-35 walk for 10 minutes and eat watermelon Person 34 : Cover your face with something so that the star doesn't burn it. My face is all red already Person 34-35 cover their face with hands , Person 33 takes red "moss" , makes holes for eyes and for nose and covers his face with it.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
LOVR THIS SHIRT OML SO CUTEEEEE😍😍😍
mine had gay on it. Instant sex.
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used it as a cum rag
Great fit and soft material. Gave as gift. Big hit!
Great conversation piece! Plus I can never find anything with my name on it. This was a great find! Will definitely order more!!!!
Got exactly what I wanted.
Exactly what I expected, thanks!
I don't visit Urban Dictionary alit so I only recently saw they offered merch. I immediately started looking up words for potential Christmas gifts. Found the ideal gift for my brother & ordered a shirt. It arrived very quickly and I love it. It's exactly as pictured on the site and being able to customize it with his name makes it perfect. I only hope he loves it as much as I do. Will definitely keep Urban Dictionary in mind when I need to find a great gift.
i love my shirt i made it say sapnap cause yassssssssss
Best This is the best shirt I have ever gotten I love it and I definitly recomend it to any friend named Hailie
So cool to quickly be able to turn a trending phrase into wearable art!
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |