perijstocia
The most despicable fucking fictional country to have ever existed It has been classified as "the globe's rectum buttfucker" Bitchass nation run by bitchboy senators who have been bought by mega corporations. Terrorist safe haven. Where the dumbest people do the most random shit imaginable, and it's somehow considered the savior of the planet. Perijstocia indoctrinates the masses to accept conflicting bullshit for their own ideological agenda. Average salary is 171$/yr in addition to their >1,000,000,000% inflation. Government workers get up to >10,000,000$/yr for torturing and spying on people abroad. A surveillance state that kills anyone deemed a dissident and/or against the regime. Calls Azortozha the spawn of hell whilst waging war against all its neighbors. Blames Azortozha for all of Perijstocia's problems. Plagued by a 210-year-long deficit and economic depression. People shit in front of children. The oligarchy holds more political leverage than actual politicians. Would attempt to do anything to gain the slightest advantage in maintaining the status quo, narrative and rhetoric. Foreign countries buy into the bullshit of Perijstocia, especially "Ulum" which is considered to be the country of knowledge, whilst the only thing "knowledgeable" is reverberating the narrative and propaganda of Perijstocia in their own country and national "library". Ulum has "the best university" but behind its façade the government is a puppet regime to Perijstocia.
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