Pequannock
Hey. fuck you. anyway, as a girl here in town, i know we party rock HARD and have fun all day. but as much as we party we study.. And ya, we pee on slides and set playgrounds afire, but i did say we were ghetto. deal with it. and, if your not form pequannock and reading this, you KNOW we are better than you. and we hate jersey shore. we hope snooki falls in a hole, catches on fire while pregnant ( you know she is with those fat flabs) and dies a slow painful death. and poufs are FUGLY! but we are fun. and sexy. yea, we are better than you, so fuck you. and if you visit friendly's at 3 on a friday, you shall be visited by the cooler, smarter, sexier, more popular half of the 7th grade. if you go to the back the middle school, you will be confronted by " in love " 8th graders making out. to find the 6th graders, you must stalk them to their houses and find them studying in their room, hopeless and lonley. to find highschoolers, go to the highschool. thye stay for like an hour, becuase they either love school, or are they are such hot shit by chilling with their teachers. our homes are big. we got home gyms and shit. we aint poor, we aint dead either. so love us. we have fun. Panter rule, and everyone goes to games. even if people get beat under the bleachers. or you may find a mix of children making out under the bleachers. interupting them is more fun than people getting beaten. so that sums up pequannock. if you have questions, fuck you. what else could you wanna know?
The Urban Dictionary Tee

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi

Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |